Hey there, folks! The name’s Signy McBarSign, and let me tell you, I’m the most amazing light-up sign to brighten your bar! With me around, your place will be the talk of the town, and I might have a few funny tales to share about the characters that come through these doors!
Now, let’s chat about my fabulous features. First off, I’m a dazzling blend of LED colors: Blue, Green, and Red. Yep, I’m definitely eye-catching, and I’ve seen people do some pretty hilarious dance moves trying to match my colors!
As for my size, I’m 19″ in length and 10″ in height, the perfect dimensions to make a statement without taking up too much space. And I’m versatile too! You can mount me on a wall using the two small triangle hooks on my back, or hang me up with the optional silver chain provided. Either way, I’ll have a prime spot for observing all the amusing antics.
Activating me is as easy as pie! Just plug me into an electric outlet and flip the switch located on the cord. Watch me come to life, as my chasing light function mimics booze being poured while “BAR” is illuminated in steady lighting. I’ll create a fun, retro atmosphere that’ll make your guests feel like they’ve traveled back in time. Speaking of time travel, once I saw a guy dressed like he was straight out of the 70s, complete with bell-bottoms and an afro. He was quite the sight!
So, what do you say? Take me home with you, and let me light up your life with my irresistible charm and all the funny moments I’ve witnessed at the bar! Trust me, with me around, you’ll never have a dull moment!
