Hey there! 😎 Frotty here – the one and only Frosted LED Champagne Glass with Classy Black Base. But please, just call me Frotty – the “Frosted LED Champagne Glass with Classy Black Base” thing is so 2021. 😉
When you’re thinking of sipping some bubbly, you gotta do it in style! 🥂 Let’s light up the party, quite literally! I come with this ravishing glow. Blue. Red. Green. Oh, and did I mention SEVEN different colors? 💙❤️💚 Rainbows are kinda jealous of me. 🌈
At fancy New Years Eve parties, they whisper about me. At adult birthday bashes, I’m the center of attraction. Black tie events? Pfft. I wear the classiest black base every day! Look at that sleek and dark stem. Just like a James Bond tuxedo, but cooler! 🤵
You may wonder, “How does this delightful fellow get his glow on?” Just a little tickle on my base button and BOOM! Disco Frotty in the house! 🕺 And I let you control my vibe. A button press and voila! A new shade. Seven whole times. And then, I’ll serenade you with a slow, sultry color transition – making you the star of the show. ⭐
Now, I’ve got some secrets. 🤫 I run on (3) AG13 batteries. Yep, replaceable! I’m 6 oz of sheer awesomeness, both in volume and stature. And remember, when we get together, press down real hard. We want that connection to be tight. 😉 No awkward separations mid-toast!
Though I shine brighter than your ex’s future, I come modestly packed. Each of me in a humble white box. But you know, classy outside, party inside! 🎉 48 of my brothers and I fit in a carton. And trust me, the more Frottys, the merrier the festivity!
So, let’s make a toast to the best glass in the galaxy – me, Frotty! 🍾 Cheers to laughter, love, light, and LEDs! Cheers to YOU! 😄🥂
