You’re a King when you’re up and you’re a Joker when your down. Wearing jeans as a King, and the Joker steals your crown. When you’re a monster, like Medusa or Chimaera. Don’t be caught un-dead without your flashing tiara.
I showed to the party with a naked face and boy was I taken to task. They said “hey dude you’re a complete disgrace, you shoulda been wearin a mask.” “If you only covered that bare bald face you’d have been an unknown entity.” “But now you’re a joker instead of an ace and you’ve given away your identity.”
I think I know just what you are thinking. “I need some light up glasses for drinking.” All your guest will give you a wink when you give them a lighted glass for their drink. Light up glasses, now there’s the rub. Take them with you to a club.