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Soft Red Fabric Fedora Non Light Up

$2.99

  • 🎩 Introducing Fedora Frank, the snazzy red Fedora hat that adds a vibrant touch to any outfit, making you stand out in the crowd.
  • 📏 Featuring a one-size-fits-most design, Fedora Frank comfortably fits heads up to 22″ in size, ensuring everyone gets to flaunt the Fedora style.
  • 🔋 Say goodbye to batteries! Fedora Frank is all about style and function without the need for any power source.
  • 🪶 Weighing just 0.291 lbs, Fedora Frank is as light as a feather, perfect for long hours of wear without any discomfort.
  • 🎈 Perfect for parties, casual outings or solving mysteries like Alice, Fedora Frank is your versatile companion for any event.
  • 🚫🔦 Who needs lights when you can shine with style? Fedora Frank doesn’t light up, but its snazzy appeal will light up your persona.
  • 💦 Fedora Frank is your fearless partner in the rain, a testament to Alice’s adventurous spirit, ready to face any weather.
  • 🕵️‍♀️ Sporting Fedora Frank instantly gives you the aura of a classic detective, making you the centre of attention at any gathering.
  • 🎁 Perfect as a gift, Fedora Frank can brighten up anyone’s day with its vibrant red color and fun personality.
  • 🌟 Endowed with the spirit of adventure and resilience, Fedora Frank isn’t just a hat, it’s a symbol of hope, just like it was for Alice.

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Hello there! 👋 I’m Fedora Frank, your lively, non-light up snazzy red fedora hat! 🎩 No batteries needed here, just pure, unadulterated fun and style!

Just imagine me, Fedora Frank, perched atop Alice’s head, the ten-year-old girl with a spirit as fiery as the red of my fabric. Her father left her when she was four with a promise, and yours truly, to bring cheer into her life. The bond between Alice and me has been as vibrant as the rainbow after the rain.🌈

Alice, bless her little heart, began showcasing her brilliance at a young age. At six, she started hacking into her toy computers – don’t worry, no actual computers were harmed. And guess who was on her head, providing her with the ultimate hacker-style? Me, Fedora Frank! 🕵️‍♀️💻

At eight, Alice, with her curiosity peaked, delved into the fascinating world of psychology. Armed with her father’s old books and me on her head, she explored the complexities of the human mind. Now that’s some deep thinking for an eight-year-old, right? 📚🧠

Today, Alice stands strong, ten-years-old, her heart filled with hope and courage. Clad in a raincoat, me on her head, she’s outside a certain garage, ready to solve the biggest mystery of her life. I am drenched, not just in rain, but in the thrill of the upcoming adventure. 🌧️🔍

Comfortable, stylish and light as a feather, weighing just 0.291 lbs, I am the perfect adventure companion for Alice or anyone else. With my one-size-fits-most dimensions, I snugly fit up to a 22″ head size, ready to add a dash of style to any outfit. 🎈👒

Even without flashing lights, I’ve got my own charm. After all, not every Fedora gets to be a part of such an exciting adventure. I am Fedora Frank, the snazzy red fedora hat, always ready for a mystery, a good laugh, and a dash of style! Join me, and let’s make our own happy, hilarious journey together! 🕵️‍♀️🎉🎩

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