🎆Greetings, fine citizens! I am George Washingdread, your LED Flashing Dreads Headband of patriotic red, white, and blue! What a splendid day to light up your world in grand style.
💡 As you might observe, my LED colors are a radiant white, as dazzling as the stars in Old Glory! If only our dear General had swapped his drab wig for my effervescent charm, imagine the morale of the troops! 🌟🔋 Power, you ask? Fear not! I come equipped with three AG13 batteries, and they are replaceable, my friends. Hence, the merriment under my illuminating company never has to end. 🔄
📏 Now, don’t be fooled by my size. With a width of 12″ and noodles stretching from 15″ to an astonishing 30″, I am like the Delaware River that brave Washington crossed, except I am much more splendidly perched atop your head! 🏞️
⚖️ Despite my grandeur, I am as light as a feather, weighing just 0.652 lbs. Perfectly suited for a glorious night-long revelry under the stars and stripes. 🎉
🔴⚪🔵 To witness me in all my glory, press the button on top of my black plastic headpiece. I proudly display three flashing functions: fast flash, slow flash, and steady light. Your very own personal fireworks display, right on your head! 🎇 🕺 Just as our esteemed Washington led the Continental Army to victory, I am here to lead your celebration to an unparalleled crescendo of fun. Don your George Washingdread, and let us make history together, my friends! 🎆
