Hey there, cool cats! 😎 I’m the Green LED Nerd Glasses, and I’m here to light up your life—literally! With my dazzling green LEDs, I’m not just any pair of glasses; I’m a party on your face! You can call me the life of the dance floor. 💃
Let’s talk dimensions. I’m a sleek 6 inches by 6 inches, with a depth of 2 inches. That’s just the right size to make a statement without blocking your view of all the fun happening around you. Plus, my mid-level tinted lenses keep things stylish while you strut your stuff! 🌟
Activating me is as easy as pie! Just remove the pull tab and press the button behind your ear. Voila! You can cycle through three LED functions: Blink, Flash, and Steady. It’s like having a mini disco party right on your face! 🎉
But wait, there’s more! I’m loaded with 10 fabulous LEDs. That’s right! Ten! I’m basically a walking light show. Whether you’re at a concert or just trying to impress your friends, I’ve got you covered. Who needs a dance partner when you have me? 🔥
Now, a little heads up: I may look great, but I’m not meant for the outdoors. Don’t wear me as sunglasses because I’m not certified for impact resistance. I’m more of a novelty toy than a serious eyewear option. Protect those peepers, folks! 👀
And let’s keep it real—while I’m all about fun, I do come with a warning. I might expose you to Bisphenol A, which is known to cause reproductive harm. So, if you want to keep your cool and your health in check, check out www.P65Warnings.ca.gov for more info. Safety first, party second! ⚠
So, are you ready to become the coolest nerd at the party? Slip me on and let’s make some memories! With me, every moment is a chance to shine and show off your unique style. Let’s get this party started! 🎈
