Introducing the Almighty Protector Archangel Edition Coin! 🛡️💂♂️
It’s not just shiny bling—it’s your spiritual wingman, ready to back you up in the daily duel of life. Whether it’s fighting off the Monday blues or the temptation to eat that extra slice of pizza, Archangel’s got your six. 🍕😇
With enough spiritual ammo to make any demon think twice, this coin spins out tales of valiance with its epic front-side depiction: a sword for slicing through doubt, sandals to sprint away from sin, and a belt to hold up your faith-pants! 👖✨
Flip it over, and you’re reminded to “Pray Always” because let’s face it, a little extra help from the man upstairs never hurt. Especially when WiFi fails you. 📡🙏
EPHESIANS 6:11-18
Put on the full armor of God, so that you can take your stand against the devil’s schemes. For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms. Therefore put on the full armor of God, so that when the day of evil comes, you may be able to stand your ground, and after you have done everything, to stand.
Stand firm then, with the belt of truth buckled around your waist, with the breastplate of righteousness in place, and with your feet fitted with the readiness that comes from the gospel of peace. In addition to all this, take up the shield of faith, with which you can extinguish all the flaming arrows of the evil one. Take the helmet of salvation and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God.
And pray in the Spirit on all occasions with all kinds of prayers and requests. With this in mind, be alert and always keep on praying for all the Lord’s people.
It’s got the dimensions of a cookie but munching on this divine medal is not recommended. Instead, let it be a sugar-free reminder of strength! 🍪💪
Stuck in traffic? Spin the coin! Annoying co-worker? Spin the coin! Forgot your anniversary? You should probably do more than spin the coin, but it’s a start. 🌀🚗
Every Archangel Coin comes with its very own see-through armor (a.k.a. clear coin case), because even holy relics need protection from coffee spills and sticky fingers. ☕🤲
As for the text… it’s not just fancy font—it’s your cheat sheet to righteousness. Take that, final exams of life! 🎓🚫
So whether you’re a saint or a sinner, this coin is here to help you battle the daily grind with a touch of heavenly humor. Amen to that! 🙌😂
