💖 Hey there, party people! It’s me, Axel, your pink, pulsating partner in party crime. I’m not just a pair of glasses, I’m a mobile discotheque from the groovy 80s. Talk about a time machine with an in-built light show! 😎🚀
I don’t just sit on your face, I come alive with the beat. Whether you’re shaking it off at a night club, headbanging at a concert, or fluttering your eyelashes at your Valentine, I’m your guy…or glasses. I’m there to add that LED spice. 💃🕺
I’m a petite fella, 6″ x 6″ x 2″ in dimensions and weigh just about 0.104 lbs – almost as light as your party spirit. Groove all you want, I promise I won’t weigh you down! 🧚♂️🧚♀️
Out of juice? Not an issue! I run on 3 AG3 batteries, and they’re replaceable, just like your ex. So, the party keeps going until you say ‘stop’ or until the sun comes up, whichever comes first. 🌞🔋
And guess what? I’m lens-free, which means you get a 100% unobstructed view of all the party shenanigans. To activate me, just flip the switch, and I’m all systems go! Just remember, flipping switches should stay strictly between us. 🙈🔛
So, let’s set the night on fire together. I promise you, with Axel, your Sound Sensitive Pink LED Party Shades, it’s going to be nothing less than LEGENDARY! Let’s make the stars jealous tonight! 🌟💥