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Greetings, carbon-based cutie. 👋
I’m the LED Rainbow Alien Headbopper — your personal party parasite (in the best way). 🤖
I latch on with style, bounce with pride, and glow like a radioactive jellybean who just discovered caffeine. 🌈
My two bright rainbow orbs? They’re not just for show — they’ve got rhythm. 💡
One pulses like it’s in slow-mo, the other’s in full-on blink-frenzy. 💫
We don’t sync up. We freestyle. That’s called personality, babe. 🧐
Slide me on your noggin — any size will do, I don’t discriminate. 👨
Big brains? Great. 💪
Small heads? Even better for comedic effect. 🤣
My band flexes more than your gym buddy. 🤹
Three AG13 batteries power my light show, and they’re replaceable. 🔋
You think I’m a one-night glow? Please. 😜
I’m here for the long-haul: birthdays, raves, awkward family dinners, midlife crises. 🎂
Every bounce of my springy antennae is a celebration of absurdity. 🤩
Every flash? A call to the universe saying, “Look at this glorious human wearing a rainbow bug helmet.” 🚀
So whether you’re tryna slay at a costume contest or just spice up your dog’s birthday party — I’m your go-to intergalactic fashion statement. 🐈
Hit that switch and let’s weird some people out. 🤯
Don’t overthink it. 🤔
You need me. 😍
Probably more than I need you. 🤨
But I like your vibe, so let’s get weird together. 🤫
🤠💫🌈🤖🤩


