Behold the shining beacon of divine thrift-store chic, the Jesus The Last Supper Commemorative Coin Gold!
I’m not your average round hunk of metal, folks. I’m the coin that turns water into… well, more coins if you believe hard enough! ➡️
With a diameter that rivals the roundness of Saint Peter’s bald spot and a thickness as robust as the holy bread, I’m gold-plated salvation that fits right in your pocket!
On one side, you’ve got my face – Jesus, or as I like to call it, “The Original J.C. Selfie.” And on the flip side? A 3D version of The Last Supper that’s more stuffed than the Last Supper itself! ️
Carry me around, and you’ll have a piece of art so divine, even Judas would trade his thirty silver coins back for me.
Looking to reinforce your faith during those shaky moments? I’m your coin. Earthquake? Hold onto me, and you might just get that spiritual balance. ⚖️
My handcrafted 3D masonry is so exquisite, even the angels are jealous. Sorry, Gabriel, no trade-ins.
Suitable as a collectible? I’d say I’m essential. Imagine showing me off at your next bible study. “Oh this old thing? Just a token of my faith!”
In uncertain times, when your GPS loses signal, I’m the compass that points to the pearly gates. Directionally and spiritually!
So, get yourself the coin that’s been in the holy presence of Jesus and his twelve pals – a shiny memento of faith and fine dining. Bon Appétit, believers! ️
