👑 Hello there. Yes, it’s me. The small, round legend you didn’t know your tree was missing. I may only be 2.4 inches across, but let’s not get hung up on measurements. History has proven that small shiny things cause the biggest distractions. Ask any magpie. Or any guest who suddenly forgets their conversation and just stares at me. It happens. I understand.
✨ I don’t light up. I don’t blink. I don’t need batteries. Honestly, I find that whole scene exhausting. I reflect. That’s my thing. You bring the light, I’ll multiply it and send it everywhere. Walls. Ceilings. People’s faces. Sometimes directly into someone’s eyes when they least expect it. Not intentional. Mostly.
🎄 I spend most of my year waiting patiently in a box, rehearsing my big moment. Then suddenly—December. Boom. I’m center stage. Trees get nervous when I arrive. They know I’m the attention magnet. Other ornaments try their best. They really do. But when someone walks by, it’s me they notice. I don’t brag. I just hang here… reflecting on things.
🎶 Parties? Oh, I thrive at parties. Put me on a tree, a wreath, or even a questionable sweater choice, and watch the room shift. Conversations get louder. People laugh more. Someone inevitably points and says, “Hey, that’s cool.” That’s my cue. My silent standing ovation. I never bow, but emotionally, I do.
👔 The string? Complimentary. I arrive ready to work. No assembly drama, no complicated instructions. Just hang me and let me exist. I’ll do the rest. I’ve been doing this a long time. Long enough to know… every tree deserves at least one ornament that understands its importance.
💎 So go ahead. Hang me somewhere visible. Somewhere strategic. I promise I’ll behave. Mostly. No guarantees if music starts playing though. I’ve been known to enhance the vibe unintentionally. Or intentionally. Depends how you look at it.
