Hey there! 👋 I’m Ray Dwight Blueglass, your new favorite drinking buddy! I come from a long line of hardworking drinkware, my momma was a Pitcher. Her name? You guessed it! Mrs. Pitcher! And boy, could she hold a lot of sweet tea! 🥤
But I’m not just a simple pilsner glass. No, no! I’m a 12-ounce, high quality, acrylic powerhouse with a patriotic spirit. I’m decked out in red, white, and blue LEDs that bring the American spirit to any party! 🇺🇸
You see, I’ve got this fantastic feature – a button under my base that lets you choose from 6 different steady light functions, or a stunning color-change function that morphs from one color to another, just like a majestic American eagle soaring through the sky! 🦅
But just like any good citizen, I’ve got rules. I’m a “hand wash only” kind of guy and you gotta keep moisture away from my base – I don’t want my batteries to short-circuit. And despite my rugged exterior, I wouldn’t last long in a dishwasher. 😰
Oh and did I mention, I’m BPA free! Now you can enjoy your favorite beer without a worry in the world. 🍺
You might think a glass like me would have lofty ambitions. But, all I really dream of is being the star of a Washington Nationals baseball game, lighting up each fan’s hands as they cheer for the home team. Play ball! ⚾️
And, hey, if you’re looking for a glass that can crack a good joke, I’m your guy. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! And don’t get me started on glass jokes. I could tell you why glassblowers make great comedians, but I don’t want to shatter your expectations. 😂
So, if you’re ready to light up your 4th of July parties, patriotic celebrations, or just enjoy a good old-fashioned American beer, I’m ready to serve. Ray Dwight Blueglass, at your service! Cheers! 🍻
