Oh hey, darling. Didn’t see you there — I was too busy shimmering under disco balls and catching compliments like confetti. 🎈
Name’s Sparkle Queen, but you can call me Your Majesty. I’m 6.5 glorious feet of champagne gold fabulousness, woven with sass, class, and a whole lotta flash. When you flip my switch — *ahem*, consent first please — I light up in soft, warm white LEDs that say, “Yes, I’m elegant, but also very ready to party.” 🎉
You think I’m just a pretty face? Pfft. I come preloaded with not one, but **two** CR2032 batteries. That’s right, I’m self-sufficient and replaceable… unlike your last situationship. 😉
Wanna throw me around your shoulders like a diva? Yes please. Wrap me around a tree like I’m holiday royalty? I live for it. Stitch me to your prom dress hem and watch jaws hit the floor? Now *that’s* haute couture. 💃
I’ve been spotted at New Year’s bashes, Mardi Gras parades, disco-themed weddings (yes, plural), and one memorable dog birthday party. (Ruff was FABULOUS.) Wherever you go, I’m the sparkle that says, “the main character just arrived.” ⭐
Steady light mode only — because darling, I’m not here to flicker like doubt. I shine like confidence and twinkle like mildly dangerous charm. Just remove my tab, flip the switch, and bask in my glow like the sparkle-snatching royalty you are. 💫
Need me? I’m packed and ready, honey. Let’s make the ordinary feel outrageously extra. I’m the glam you never knew you needed and now can’t live without. Who needs subtle when you’ve got Sparkle Queen? 💎




