Hi there. I’m the sword. Just your friendly, expandable, color-blasting, space-swashbuckling, galactic glowstick. ️
One second I’m chilling at 15 inches, the next—*bam!*—I’m a full-blown 35.5″ laser rainbow of justice. Expand me with a flick, like magic… or dramatic flair. Yeah, I live for the flair. ✨
My handle? Sturdy. My glow? Unmatched. I’ve got red, green, blue, and a few other psychedelic colors that even your mood ring cousin would envy. You press my button (gently please, I’m sensitive), and I cycle through 7 glorious static hues—or melt your eyeballs with a slow, dreamy color change mode.
I run on 4 AG13 batteries—yes, they’re replaceable, unlike my emotional damage from being left under the couch for a week. Ever tried fighting the Dark Side from under a recliner? Not ideal. ️
But back to my talent—I’m threaded, not some pop-off wannabe. That means you can swing me around like you’re choreographing your own action sequence without fear of me yeeting myself across the room.
Whether it’s galactic duels, backyard adventures, or simply strutting through the living room like it’s Comic Con, I’m your loyal sidekick. Just don’t try to butter toast with me. That’s… not my thing.
Bottom line? I’m not just a toy—I’m your destiny. Or at least the reason your dog runs from the living room. ⚡