Hello. Yes, it’s me. The ring. Not just any ring, either — I’m a color-changing mood ring, which means I’m basically emotional support jewelry with commitment issues 😅
Slip me on your finger and I’ll immediately start judging your emotional state. Calm? I’ll glow a soothing green. Feeling dramatic for no reason? Boom — purple. Thinking about everything all at once while pretending you’re fine? Oh, I’ve got a color for that too 👀
I don’t run on batteries, Wi-Fi, or optimism. I respond to temperature and mood shifts like a tiny wearable lie detector. You say you’re “totally relaxed,” but I turn anxious yellow? Awkward. But honest. Always honest 🤷
I come with friends — eleven of them, actually. We arrive as a full dozen rings in a tidy display box, all assorted sizes because fingers are weird and unpredictable, just like feelings. Some days you’ll want blue-green happy. Other days? Brown mixed emotions. No judgment. I’ve seen things 🙈
Wear me to accessorize, to amuse yourself, or to silently announce your emotional weather without saying a word. I’m subtle like that. One moment I’m teal and cheerful, the next I’m red despair. Life happens fast 😉
So go ahead. Wear your mood on your finger. Or don’t. I’ll still change color anyway. That’s kind of my thing.